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The Man Who Knew Too Little
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Secret Agents 2017 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

March 28, 2017

Number of Quests

7 + 1

Succeeded by

Eye Spy, You Spy

The Man Who Knew Too Little was the first main questline for the Secret Agents 2017 Event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 1 Make Homer Try Out for the Modelling Gig 6s Cash100
XP10
Auto
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 2 Make Homer Go to Hair and Makeup 6s Cash100
XP10
Auto
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 3 Make Homer Gather Minions
Trick Springfielders Into Being Brainwashed (x3)
6s
6s
Cash100
XP10
Auto
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 4 Build the Agency Headquarters
Send Agents to Collect Intel on the Widowmaker (x3)
6s
4h
- Auto
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 5 Tap the Men in Tan (x10) - Cheap Intel Icon100
XP10
Auto
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 6 Build the Surveillance Post
Launch the Drone Scan
6s
-
Cheap Intel Icon100
XP10
Auto
Pretty Fly for a WiFi Hack WiFi in a Friend's Town (x3) - Cheap Intel Icon100
XP10
Auto
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 7 Build the Hidden Research Facility
Spend Schematics on Research (x10)
6s
-
Cheap Intel Icon500
XP50
Auto

Dialogue Edit

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Hey, look at this classified ad for the Arcturus Modelling Agency. I'm a shoo in!
Lisa Deadpan Icon "Seeking fat, middle-aged, bald man with background in nuclear safety". Dad, don't you think this ad is suspiciously targeted at you?
Homer Serious Icon Just because I have one of those things -- a background in nuclear safety?
Lisa Curious Icon Also, since when do we get the newspaper? When does ANYONE get the paper?
Homer Happy Icon Well, I can't ignore a tiny ad in a dead paper. I'm off to catch my big break!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Felon BrainsF Icon V'elcome, Mr. Simpson. Vee have been expecting you.
Homer Surprised Icon How did you know vy name?!
Felon BrainsF Icon How many Mr. Simpsons can there be in the world?
Homer Thoughtful Icon Umm...
Felon BrainsF Icon You don't have to answer that.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon So what kind of nude modelling is this?
Felon BrainsF Icon No one said anything about nude: please put your pants back on.
Felon StrengthF Icon Come with me, Mr. Simpson. We must get you in hair and makeup.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Good luck improving on this beefcake.
Homer Dreamy Icon Mmm... beef cake.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Hair and muzzle makeup wasn't so hard – I don't see what all those models are complaining about.
Secretvoice Icon Homer, you must initiate Project Lazarus. Gather minions and form your own superpower.
Homer Scared Icon Oh, no! I've developed a judgmental inner voice, like all models!
Secretvoice Icon The voice you hear is coming from the headset we gave you.
Homer Guiltyphone Icon I THOUGHT you were different from the voices I usually hear.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Secretvoice Icon Well done. Now we will brainwash the masses into hating their own government.
Homer Icon Way ahead of you, creepy voice. I already told people postage stamps were going up two cents.
Homer Guilty Icon The masses are collecting pitchforks and lighting torches now.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Secretvoice Icon It's time to establish a base of operations: somewhere to conduct our various acts of subterfuge.
Homer Icon How 'bout Krusty Burger? They've got free WiFi and a new seven-patty burger, called the Widowmaker. It makes funerals fun again!
Secretvoice Icon This will be a brand new state-of-the-art facility, not some slop factory. I've set up an account for you with near-unlimited funds.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Thanks, but I'll just get Sky Finger to pay for it.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Secretvoice Icon You've done well, Homer. I think it's time we met. Look behind you.
Homer Surprised Icon A talking car?! I knew they were real!
Hank Scorpio Icon No, Homer, over here.
Homer Icon Mr. Scorpio? I thought you... you know... died.
Hank Scorpio Icon You can't kill an idea, Homer – just break many of its bones, collapse some of its organs and force it into hiding. But I'm back, and I want you to be my number two.
Homer Guilty Icon A fella always dreams of meeting a number one who needs a number two!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon Look out, Martin Shkreli! I'll be back on top of Forbes Most Evil Employers list in a heartbeat.
Lisa Nagging Icon They just call that "Top CEOs" now.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 6 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon The key to any intelligence agency is the intelligence: you've got to have more eyes than Mississippi.
Hank Scorpio Icon That would be four. We'll need more than that.
Willie Icon Willie can hide cameras everywhere and watch ‘em all from me custodian's closet.
Hank Scorpio Icon I appreciate the disturbing offer, but we need to think bigger. I'm talking global positioning satellite levels of peeping tomfoolery.
Grampa Icon In my day, we used to just root through people's garbage.
Gil Sad Icon Hey, you're talkin' about my home there!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Guilty Icon Uh oh, I think I broke something.
Hank Scorpio Icon What, that flash? Drones have a tendency to overload like that.
Hank Scorpio Icon Lucky for us, it also wipes the memory of anyone who looks at it and sends them packing.
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon You did cover your eyes for that, didn't you?
Homer Glassedeye Icon Um... what answer doesn't make me look stupid...?

Pretty Fly for a WiFi Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon Someone has been trying to hack into our network, and I'm afraid I've discovered whom.
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon That's good news. Is it the FBI? NSA? CIA? Please don't tell me… the WNBA?
Professor Frink Icon I'm afraid it's YOU.
Hank Scorpio Sad Icon Oh, God: my only equal.
Professor Frink Icon I should say, alternate yous. Or is it parallel? Sorry, I was sick on review day at the university.
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon We've got to beat me at my own game: it's hack or be hacked.
The Hacker's Upgrade Kit is now available in the store! Get it now to earn double rewards from hacking.
 
— System Message.


End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Glassedeye Icon So much data. I don't have to actually read through all this, do I?
Hank Scorpio Icon The point of espionage isn't what you DO with the information, just that you HAVE it.
Homer Happy Icon Woo-hoo! Just as I suspected: reading is for suckers.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 7 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Sad Icon We're wasting too much time and energy on putting out fires.
Homer Confused Icon So we should be starting fires?
Hank Scorpio Icon When the heat is on, one needs to be a master of disguise and hide in plain sight.
Homer Beard Icon Way ahead of you.
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon Take that off, Homer.
Homer Beard Icon Homer who? I'm Admiral Troutpuncher of Her Majesty's Royal Navy.
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon Oh, brother.

Objective 1 done Edit

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon From here, we can construct an arsenal of everyday items, that are secretly something else.
Homer Icon Like that toilet in your office that's also a water fountain.
Hank Scorpio Sad Icon My office doesn't have a toilet.

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