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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much
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Content Update

SciFi 2016 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

August 30, 2016

Number of Quests

6

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much is a side questline that was released on August 30, 2016, for the SciFi 2016 Event. It requires the character Mooch Bart.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 1 Make Mooch Bart Lie About His Success 60m Cash100
XP10
Homer
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 2 Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse*
Make Mooch Bart Figure Out a Career
Make Bart Figure Out a Career
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8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Mooch Bart
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 3 Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Clown
Make Krusty Receive a Blackmailing
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Mooch Bart
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 4 Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Newscaster
Make Kent Brockman Receive a Blackmailing
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Mooch Bart
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 5 Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Movie Star
Make Wolfcastle Receive a Blackmailing**
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Mooch Bart
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 6 Make Bart Blackmail a Mooch
Make Mooch Bart Receive a Blackmailing
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Mooch Bart

Dialogue Edit

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Annoyed Icon Look! Some lowlife bum followed us back from the future!
Mooch Bart Icon Hey. I'm your son! I'm the proud adult that Bart grew into thanks to your genes and parenting skills.
Homer Angry Icon Why you big--
Lisa Deadpan Icon Dad, wait! I think it really is him! He's got spiky hair, he hasn't bathed in a month, and your hands fit perfectly around his neck!
Marge Icon Bart? How have you been?
Mooch Bart Happy Icon I've done very well for myself, thank you. Very well indeed.

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon Wow! I actually survived past the age of ten! So what does future me do for a living?
Mooch Bart Icon Well, uhm, I haven't exactly hammered out a career yet.
Bart Icon Really? With all my skills and talents, you couldn't find a job?
Mooch Bart Icon Nope. Skateboarding and smart-mouthing don't pay as well as you'd think.
Bart Icon Rats. In that case, we'd better combine our intellects and figure out a career plan.

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon I've got it! I know the perfect career for someone with your knowledge of the future!
Mooch Bart Icon Sports betting? Stock speculation?
Bart Sneaky Icon No, blackmailing! You must know all the celebrity dirt that hasn't come out yet!
Mooch Bart Icon And how! All I do is lie around drinking Romulan Ale and watching daytime holo-TV.
Bart Happy Icon So who's our first victim?
Mooch Bart Icon Krusty the...
Mooch Bart Happy Icon POLYGAMIST CLOWN!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Krusty Surprised Icon How did you know about my five Russian wives?
Mooch Bart Surprised Icon There's five? Even in the future we only know about three.
Krusty Icon Hm. I musta gotten a couple of Mexican divorces.
Mooch Bart Annoyed Icon Pay up, Casanozo.

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon Kent Brockman here.
Brockman Grim Icon At the front door of my house, in my slippers. What the hell do you want?
Bart Icon We're here to present you with a "financial opportunity."
Brockman Icon I don't like the sound of those air quotes.
Mooch Bart Annoyed Icon You see, a few years from now, I learned about a certain nasally administered white powder you've been purchasing in large quantities.
Brockman Sad Icon You know about the medicated powder for my shameful nose-acne? Don't tell anyone! I'll pay anything you want!

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon Vhat brings you flabby time twins to my three-man Jacuzzi?
Bart Icon Mr. Wolfcastle, my associate here has come into certain information regarding your box office smash "McBain 7: Running on Fumes."
Wolfcastle Icon I'm reluctantly listening vith one earhole.
Mooch Bart Annoyed Icon As it turns out, the entire plot of the movie was plagiarized from a 1973 popsicle stick riddle!
Wolfcastle Sad Icon It's true. I ate that delicious pop and committed the stick to memory. Don't tell anyone!
Mooch Bart Happy Icon Oh, we won't. For a price.

The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 6 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mooch Bart Happy Icon Thanks for the great advice, younger me. Blackmail is a fun and rewarding career.
Bart Curious Icon Yeah... but where's my cut?
Mooch Bart Icon Let's say I'll hold onto it, and you'll receive it in the future when you become me. We're cool, right?
Bart Angry Icon No, we are NOT cool. Either you give me my fair 75% share, or embarrassing photos of me will eventually embarrass YOU down the road!
Mooch Bart Sad Icon What kind of photos?
Bart Icon Picture me in a glittery Happy-Little-Elf costume, slow-dancing with Martin.
Mooch Bart Icon Instead of picturing that, I'll just pay.

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