The Mooch Who Knew Too Much is a side questline that was released on August 30, 2016, for the SciFi 2016 Event. It requires the character Mooch Bart.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 1 | Make Mooch Bart Lie About His Success | 60m |  100  10
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Homer |
| The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 2 | Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse* Make Mooch Bart Figure Out a Career Make Bart Figure Out a Career |
- 8h 8h |
100 10
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Mooch Bart |
| The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 3 | Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Clown Make Krusty Receive a Blackmailing |
8h 8h |
100 10
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Mooch Bart |
| The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 4 | Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Newscaster Make Kent Brockman Receive a Blackmailing |
8h 8h |
100 10
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Mooch Bart |
| The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 5 | Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Movie Star Make Wolfcastle Receive a Blackmailing** |
8h 8h |
100 10
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Mooch Bart |
| The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 6 | Make Bart Blackmail a Mooch Make Mooch Bart Receive a Blackmailing |
8h 8h |
100 10
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Mooch Bart |
Dialogue[]
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 1[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Look! Some lowlife bum followed us back from the future! |
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Hey. I'm your son! I'm the proud adult that Bart grew into thanks to your genes and parenting skills. |
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Why you big-- |
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Dad, wait! I think it really is him! He's got spiky hair, he hasn't bathed in a month, and your hands fit perfectly around his neck! |
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Bart? How have you been? |
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I've done very well for myself, thank you. Very well indeed. |
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 2[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Wow! I actually survived past the age of ten! So what does future me do for a living? |
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Well, uhm, I haven't exactly hammered out a career yet. |
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Really? With all my skills and talents, you couldn't find a job? |
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Nope. Skateboarding and smart-mouthing don't pay as well as you'd think. |
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Rats. In that case, we'd better combine our intellects and figure out a career plan. |
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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I've got it! I know the perfect career for someone with your knowledge of the future! |
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Sports betting? Stock speculation? |
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No, blackmailing! You must know all the celebrity dirt that hasn't come out yet! |
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And how! All I do is lie around drinking Romulan Ale and watching daytime holo-TV. |
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So who's our first victim? |
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Krusty the... |
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POLYGAMIST CLOWN! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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How did you know about my five Russian wives? |
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There's five? Even in the future we only know about three. |
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Hm. I musta gotten a couple of Mexican divorces. |
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Pay up, Casanozo. |
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 4[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Kent Brockman here. |
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At the front door of my house, in my slippers. What the hell do you want? |
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We're here to present you with a "financial opportunity." |
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I don't like the sound of those air quotes. |
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You see, a few years from now, I learned about a certain nasally administered white powder you've been purchasing in large quantities. |
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You know about the medicated powder for my shameful nose-acne? Don't tell anyone! I'll pay anything you want! |
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 5[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Vhat brings you flabby time twins to my three-man Jacuzzi? |
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Mr. Wolfcastle, my associate here has come into certain information regarding your box office smash "McBain 7: Running on Fumes." |
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I'm reluctantly listening vith one earhole. |
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As it turns out, the entire plot of the movie was plagiarized from a 1973 popsicle stick riddle! |
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It's true. I ate that delicious pop and committed the stick to memory. Don't tell anyone! |
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Oh, we won't. For a price. |
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 6[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Thanks for the great advice, younger me. Blackmail is a fun and rewarding career. |
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Yeah... but where's my cut? |
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Let's say I'll hold onto it, and you'll receive it in the future when you become me. We're cool, right? |
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No, we are NOT cool. Either you give me my fair 75% share, or embarrassing photos of me will eventually embarrass YOU down the road! |
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What kind of photos? |
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Picture me in a glittery Happy-Little-Elf costume, slow-dancing with Martin. |
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Instead of picturing that, I'll just pay. |