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The Most Dangerous Game 2016 Event

Release Date

November 16, 2016

Level Required


Number of Quests


Preceded By

Fowl Play

Succeeded By

Man's Beast Friend

The Most Dangerous Game is the main questline of The Most Dangerous Game 2016 Event, released on November 16, 2016.

Quest Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 1 Prepare for the Hunt [Collect Pelts (x60)] - Cash100
Camping Tent
The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 2 Flush out Bigclaw [Collect Pelts (x90)] - Cash100
Crappy RV
The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 3 Round up the Wild Animals [Collect Pelts (x190)] - Cash100
Wildlife Sanctuary
The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 4 Draw Bigclaw out of Hiding [Collect Pelts (x120)] - Cash100
The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 5 Assemble The Bear Suit [Collect Pelts (x230)] - Cash100
Fight Bigclaw Animated Job
The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 6 Trap Bigclaw [Collect Pelts (x250)]
Make Homer and Bigclaw Work Out Their Differences
Hunt the Most Dangerous Game Animated Job

Dialogue Edit

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Serious Icon I've asked you all here for the most important job a man can have.
Apu Embarrassed Icon If it's being a father, I'm over that. Big time.
Homer Icon No. It's catching a giant, possibly non-existent, bird sort of thing.
Grant Connor Icon I'll find your beast, and I'll gut it, stuff it, and mount it for free.
Homer Confused Icon What if I just want you to find it?
Grant Connor Annoyed Icon That'll cost you. I don't like to break up the package deal.
Enlist Springfield's deadliest hunter on your quest to find Bigclaw. Grant Connor and Springfield Hunting Supplies are now available in the store!
— System Message.

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Worried Icon Please, won't you reconsider this? Is it really worth killing a poor animal just to prove a crazy theory?
Grant Connor Icon Killing animals is the American way. Just think about Groundhog Day.
Lisa Shouting Icon The groundhog doesn't die on Groundhog Day!
Grant Connor Icon It does the way I celebrate. And you should see what I do to a bald eagle every fourth of July!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Buck McCoy Icon What're you people doing out here? I'm trying to unwind by shooting cans off a fence. Gunplay is my yoga.
Grant Connor Icon We're hunting the most dangerous fence can of them all – Bigclaw.
Buck McCoy Happy Icon That sounds exciting. Maybe I could be your tracker. I did track these cans to their natural habitat – this fence.
Homer Happy Icon I don't usually make snap decisions, but you're hired! For double whatever you normally charge. No, triple! Double triple!
Buck McCoy is now available in the store to join Homer's quest. Celebrities: is there anything they can't do?
— System Message.

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Apu Surprised Icon Why are there so many animals? I've already seen seven different kinds of scat.
Moe Worried Icon Uh, not all that's from the animals.
Lisa Shouting Icon You scared them all out of the forest when you tried to flush out Bigclaw. And now these poor animals are going to get hurt.
Homer Icon Relax, honey, we're here to hurt a totally different poor animal.
Lisa Curious Icon So you won't hurt these animals?
Homer Sarcastic Icon I won't, no. Not I.
Tap wild animals to earn extra pelts!
— System Message.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Proud Icon Thanks to the Sky Finger, all these animals now have a wildlife sanctuary. Like a beautiful zoo without cages stopping the predators from eating everyone.
Bart Icon Zoos rock! Everything tastes better when you drink it out of a giraffe head where the straw's his neck!
Grant Connor Icon I've done that.

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Well now we're just back where we started – albeit with a bunch of new swag.
Buck McCoy Sad Icon I guess the Bible is right; there is more to tracking animals than looking around and hoping.
Homer Thoughtful Icon We need to step things up using food as bait. Ironic – I always thought I would be the only thing to die while eating.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Guilty Icon Oh, nothing's happening. Bigclaw is probably just a lie made up by hillbillies. Like saying you can play music on spoons.
Bigclaw Icon ...
Homer Surprised Icon Oh my God, it's Bigclaw! He came when I stopped believing in him, just like heart disease!
Bigclaw Angry Icon ...
Homer Glassedeye Icon Uh oh. He's mad ‘cause he knows we tried to kill him. Turkeys are so sensitive.

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Beaten Icon I don't know why, but I thought something called “Bigclaw” would be more gentle. It's a monster!
Sideshow Bob Icon Not a monster, but a scientific effort to make bigger holiday turkeys. Perhaps there is a downside to playing God…
Homer Happy Icon And an upside -- a two-hundred-pound turkey dinner! Can I order two of them?
Sideshow Bob Icon There's only one, and a white shirt and blue pants will do nothing to protect you. Do you have anything else to wear?
Homer Thoughtful Icon I have another white shirt and blue pants, but I only wear them for weddings. Oh, and there's my bear suit. I suppose it could be repurposed...
Let your food come to life! The Pet Mutant Plant is now available in the store.
— System Message.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Bearbuster Icon There, it fits just like a glove.
Bart Laughing Icon Yeah, like a glove you've jammed your fat, bald body into.
Homer Bearbuster Icon So just like I said. A glove.
Engage in the endless struggle between man and beast! You've unlocked the "Fight Bigclaw" animated job for Homer.
— System Message.

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 6 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Bearbuster serious Icon There's something about a homemade suit that really gets the killing juices flowing.
Lisa Deadpan Icon No offense, Dad, but I think all that's flowing is sweat.
Homer Bearbuster Icon Sweat is a killing juice, look it up. Now, as soon as I can muster up the energy to move under all this weight, I can stumble towards getting revenge on Bigclaw.
Lisa Worried Icon Dad, I know I ask you this a lot, but… is this really a good idea?
Homer Bearbuster Icon If I thought about my actions beforehand, none of you kids would've ever been born. And then I wouldn't even be able to ignore your question, so… uh, hakuna matata.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Alarmed Icon Dad, I'm begging you: don't kill it!
Bigclaw Icon *OOOLULLLU*
Homer Glassedeye Icon Wait, I think he's trying to tell me something.
Bigclaw Icon *OOOLULLLU*
Homer Laughing Icon That's what she said! Lisa, this guy's hilarious. And even better, he thinks I am!
Lisa Curious Icon So you're… friends now?
Homer Laughing Icon We're enemies. We hate each other… NOT!
Lisa Tocamera Icon Dear Player, my Dad's lines are intentionally stupid to highlight that he has the intelligence and comic sensibility of a turkey.
Lisa Tocamera Icon If you laughed at any of these jokes, you should feel as bad as we do for writing them.
Bystanders beware! You've unlocked Homer's "Hunt the Most Dangerous Game" animated job.
— System Message.