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The Power of Upgrades
Wizard Marge

Event

Clash of Clones 2014 Event

Released Date

August 19, 2014

Number of Quests

3

The Power of Upgrades is a questline from the Clash of Clones 2014 Event featuring Wizard Marge.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time
The Power of Upgrades Pt. 1 Build Moe's Tavern
Collect Gold (5000)
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The Power of Upgrades Pt. 2 Make Wizard Marge Throw Fireballs 4h
The Power of Upgrades Pt. 3 Make Wizard Marge Put on a Magic Show 12h

DialogueEdit

The Power of Upgrades Pt. 1Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Barbarian Homer Icon "Marge bum hole is still sore after me for getting hooked on non-addictive magic booze and becoming a murderous psychopath."
Moe Icon "Dames."
Barbarian Homer Icon "How can I win her back?"
Moe Icon "I dunno… buy her a dress or somethin’."
Barbarian Homer Icon "That’s it! But not just any dress… a magic dress. One that makes her into a lady wizard!"
Moe Icon "Look, Homer. I wasn't gonna say nuthin. But you been hitting the purple sauce pretty hard lately. Maybe you should cut back."
" Just a little. And this is me talking. I got a pretty high tolerance for watching people destroy themselves with intoxicants."
Barbarian Homer Icon "The most beautiful and powerful lady wizard in all of new crazy Medieval Springfield! La de dah de dah de dah"
Moe Icon *sigh*

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon "A robe? You got me a robe? I already have that robe you “accidentally” took home from the Iowa City Airport Sheraton."
"Where, we can now never go back, which is too bad because they had a great yogurt selection in the breakfast bar."
Barbarian Homer Icon "It’s not a robe. It’s a cloak. A magical cloak."
Marge Icon "So now you’re trying to involve me in this weirdo pretend cult of yours? No thanks."
Barbarian Homer Icon "Just put it on."
Wizard Marge Icon "Ooh! It’s so soft. What kind of lining is that?"
Barbarian Homer Icon "Hair from a centaur tail."
Wizard Marge Icon "Cruelty free?"
Barbarian Homer Icon "You know it baby."

The Power of Upgrades Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Barbarian Homer Icon "And your lady wizard cloak lets you blast people with fireballs."
Wizard Marge Icon "Just say “wizard.” “Lady Wizard” is sexist. Would you say “Lady Doctor”?"
Barbarian Homer Icon "Yes. Yes, I would."
Wizard Marge Icon "I don’t know. I've never once wanted to blast anyone with a fireball."
Barbarian Homer Icon "Never?"
Wizard Marge Icon " Well… there was that one time Helen Lovejoy took all the corner pieces from the brownies at the bake sale and put them on a plate like she baked them — charging 50 cents more."
Barbarian Homer Icon "Of course you can charge more — they’re corner pieces!"
Wizard Marge Icon "Maybe just a few fireballs to her rose garden would even the score."
Barbarian Homer Icon "They sure would."

The Power of Upgrades Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Barbarian Homer Icon "Oh man! Those roses got fire-balled! Wizard Marge, you are hot!"
Wizard Marge Icon "I don’t know. I feel sort of bad about roasting another lady’s garden."
Barbarian Homer Icon " A wise man once said, “flame is the cleanser."
Wizard Marge Icon "I think I should do something nice for the community to make up for it."
Barbarian Homer Icon "Something nice for the community? You are not sharing my Elixir, if that’s what you’re thinking of. MY. ELIXIR."
Wizard Marge Icon "I was talking about putting on a magic show for the town."
Barbarian Homer Icon "Oh. Okay, not really bad-ass. But okay."

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