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The Ravencrow
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Content Update

Winter 2016 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

December 18, 2016

Number of Quests

5

The Ravencrow is a side questline that was released on December 18, 2016, for the Winter 2016 Event. It requires Ravencrow Neversmiles, an outfit for Lisa.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Ravencrow Pt. 1 Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Dye All Her Clothes Black 8h Cash100
XP10
Lisa
The Ravencrow Pt. 2 Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Enjoy Some Time Alone 24h Cash100
XP10
Lisa
The Ravencrow Pt. 3 Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Bathe in SPF 200 Sunscreen 60m Cash100
XP10
Lisa
The Ravencrow Pt. 4 Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Write Dark Poetry 4h Cash100
XP10
Lisa
The Ravencrow Pt. 5 Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Communicate With the Dead
Make Milhouse Try to Eavesdrop
12
12h
Cash100
XP10
Lisa

Dialogue Edit

The Ravencrow Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Excited Icon Wow, Lisa, I love your new outfit!
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon Lisa? Never heard of her. My name is Ravencrow Neversmiles, and you're in my way, worm!
Milhouse Icon Eight is pretty early for a Goth phase.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Annoyed Icon I'm precocious. It's not a crime.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon Now my raiment is as black as my Goth soul.
Milhouse Icon You look awesome in black, Lis.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Happy Icon Aw, thanks!
Ravencrow Neversmiles Annoyed Icon WAIT! Stop cheering me up! Trying to be morose here, dude.

The Ravencrow Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon Hey Ravencrow, I got an extra ticket to the new Angelica Button movie. Wanna go?
Ravencrow Neversmiles Happy Icon Oooh! Shoot, yes I do. Very much.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon But alas, a Goth must always be alone. Alone with her bottomless despair.
Milhouse Icon Okay. Have fun with that!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon Wow. I've been lonely most of my life.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon But when I'm CHOOSING to be alone, it's actually kind of nice.
Milhouse Icon My dark majesty...
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon Not now! Enjoying solitude here!
Milhouse Icon Can I do it with you? PLEASE?

The Ravencrow Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon What a great day! The sun is shining, and I got the saddest girl in Springfield by my side.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Annoyed Icon Dang it, the sun! I almost forgot to cover up. A Goth with a tan is no Goth at all!
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon I need sunscreen! The highest SPF science has to offer!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon Ahh. Now my skin will forever remain a pallid bright yellow.
Milhouse Icon And what beautiful skin it is, my Cimmerian empress.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Annoyed Icon STOP SAYING NICE THINGS! CAN'T A GIRL FEEL BAD ABOUT HERSELF?

The Ravencrow Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon Hmm. Passing the time sure is hard when you're not allowed to take pleasure from anything.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon How to be miserable, how to be miserable...
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon I know! I'll compose dark, despairing poetry. Verses so bleak, they'll suck all enjoyment from life itself!
Ravencrow Neversmiles Happy Icon This is going to be so fun!
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon No! No, not fun! Come on Ravencrow, stick to your guns!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon Let's see, what rhymes with “a playground of woe...”
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon “A greyhound of snow?” “A slayed pound of dough?” Is that anything? Ugh.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon Milhouse! I'm not depressed enough! Come here and annoy me for a while!
Milhouse Excited Icon With pleasure!

The Ravencrow Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon Let's see, what else are Goths into...
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon The Cure? Pass. Vampires? Lame. Witchcraft? Ugh. So dumb.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon As a student of science, I reject spiritualism lock, stock, and barrel.
Milhouse Icon I have a Ouija board, my sweet! We could séance together!
Ravencrow Neversmiles Annoyed Icon No, too embarrassing. Leave the board. You, scram.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon No ghosts. Big surprise.
Milhouse Icon No communing with the dead? That's all right. You'll get ‘em next time, my bleak queen of grief.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon No, I give up. I liked being sad all the time better when I could wear comfortable shoes.

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