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The Rocket's Red Glare Redux
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Event

4th July 2014 Event

Released Date

July 2, 2014

Number of Quests

8

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux is a questline from the 4th July 2014 Event featuring Rex Banner

QuestsEdit

If you have All-American Apu, you need to make him do the Apu jobs instead. (Note: I'm doing this quest and all the jobs for Apu are with the All-American Apu costume, contrary to this statement someone else edited in.  Maybe if you don't have the costume then regular Apu can do the jobs, and that's what the editor meant.  Can some check on this and correct this entry please?)

Quest Requirements Time Triggered by
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 1 Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders 8h Rex Banner
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 2 Make Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor
Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart
4h
12h
Apu
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 3 Make Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor
Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart
4h
12h
Apu
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 4 Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders
Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks (x10)
8h
60m
Homer
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 5 Make Rex Eat a Banana Kaboom 4h Rex Banner
Paranoid Android Redux Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders 8h Homer
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 6 Make Apu Stock Up on Illegal Fireworks 24h Apu
The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 7 Make Apu Turn a Profit
Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks (x10)
12h
60m
Apu

DialogueEdit

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Rex Banner Icon "Citizens of Springfield, fear not!"

"No longer will airborne displays of fireworks-related Technicolor splendor haunt your nights!"

Lisa Icon "Federal agent Rex Banner!?"
Rex Banner Icon "Here to stop the flow of illegal fireworks into Springfield and bring the Bottle Rocket Barons to their knees."
Lisa Icon "Well, that'll be nice. They're kind of a nuisance."
Rex Banner Icon "Nuisance? You call sporadic incidents of mild to moderate noise pollution a NUISANCE?"

"They're the greatest threat to the American way of life since loitering!"
"And nothing will stop me from ending this scourge!"
"Unless it is my debilitating addiction to refined sugars!"

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon "Sales of fireworks are up 3,000%! This holiday is proving most profitable!"
Rex Banner Icon "I've traced the fireworks to this Kwik-E-Mart. Time to see what we can see..."
Apu Icon "Great Ganesh! Super-cop Rex Banner is hot on my trail! I'd better hide the evidence."

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Rex Banner Icon "Reach for the sky, Nahasapeemapetilon!"

"I know you're the gunpowder-drunk mastermind of this fireworks racket!"
"Come clean -- you're the one they call the Rocket Rajah. The Bengal Blaster. Pyrotechnic ‘Pu."

Apu Icon "I see. Because of my ethnicity and name, you assume this person must be me. That, sir, is profiling!"
Rex Banner Icon "I'm an old-timey cop. Profiling is ninety percent of my skill set."

"And we call it by its proper name: good ol' red-blooded, American racism."

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Release Apu, Rex Banner!"

"I've discovered the true identity of the fireworks smuggler -- Ned Flanders!
Arrest him and interrogate him for hours and hours!"

Rex Banner Icon "Let's go, boys!"
Homer Icon "And... he's gone. Woo-hoo! Come on, everybody -- the coast is clear! Let's buy some boom!"

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Rex Banner Icon "Hands where I can see them, Apu! I'm taking you in!"
Lisa Icon "Wait! That man is innocent!"

"I've just found an old town law from 1803 which expressly permits “the sale and detonation of pyrotechnic devices for one month following June 4.”"

Rex Banner Icon "What's so special about the Fourth of June?"
Lisa Icon "June 4th was King George III of England's birthday."

"We've always been America's cowards."

Rex Banner Icon "Well, at least there's one thing this town is still good for."

Paranoid Android ReduxEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Rex Banner!"

"I've again discovered a nefarious smuggling ring -- far too intricate to detail here -- that is headed by our own Ned Flanders!"
"Arrest Ned Flanders at once! And interrogate him for a really, really long time!"
"But not in a scary, painful, illegal way like the CIA does."
"Just, you know, keep him out of my hair while football's on."

Rex Banner Icon "Will do, patriotic citizen!"

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 6Edit

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon "Now that this awful business with the authorities has blown over, it's time to restock!"

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 7Edit

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon "I am happy to announce I am open for business once again!"
Homer Icon "Woo-hoo!"

"I haven't blown anything up in a couple of hours, this was starting to feel like a Canada Day celebration..."

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