The Rule of Two
Hank Scorpio

Release Date

September 17, 2014

Number of Quests


Level Required


The Rule of Two is a premium questline released on September 17, 2014 during the Level 45 update.


Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
The Rule of Two Pt. 1 Make Nelson Shake Down Nerds

Make Hank Scorpio Reminisce

Hank Scorpio 12h
The Rule of Two Pt. 2 Make Nelson Organize Bullying

Make Hank Scorpio Oversee Bullying Program

Hank Scorpio 8h


The Rule of Two Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon "Ah, look at that big kid chase that pudgy kid. What a beautiful time in a young monster's life."
Nelson Icon "Come back here, nerd!"

"When I catch you, I'm going to give you an Indian burn so bad you'll open a casino."

Hank Scorpio Icon "*sigh* Really takes you back. Reminds me of when I made Henry Kissinger pee his pants in pre-school."

"I think he was picking up his daughter."

The Rule of Two Pt. 2Edit


Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon "Excuse me, Mister Muntz. Have you ever considered a career as a goon, a thug, or a hoodlum?"
Nelson Icon "Those were the exact careers listed on my career aptitude test."

"And US Senator."

Hank Scorpio Icon "The world needs leaders, Nelson."

"And those leaders need faceless ruffians behind them to help stomp out the competition."
"What you need to do is create a program that you can organize in your own megalomaniacal image."

Nelson Icon "You had me at megalomaniacal image."
Hank Scorpio Icon "So the very end?"
Nelson Icon "I'm a slow learner."


Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon "The Advanced Muntz Organization of Bullying, or A MOB, thanks you for your donation, doofus."

"Please enjoy these complimentary return address stickers that I've punched into your stomach."

Milhouse Icon "*ooof* I feel better having donated to a deserving cause."
Hank Scorpio Icon "Look at the little scamp go, punching stomachs and administering wedgies like a future Fortune 500 owner."

"What is this thing I'm feeling? Pride?..."
"...No, it's gas. Shouldn't have eaten that gas station sushi."

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