"Cookies? Candy bars? Cup-o-soups? This store just sells things you could find in an American vending machine." "I wish to see something more unusual and exotic, like the things you find in a Japanese vending machine!"
"We do have magazines."
"Do any of them have racy adult content yet look like they were drawn for children?"
"Hey Kumiko! It looks like you finally cheered up, huh?"
"No, I am still sad. And the fact that you racistly cannot read emotion on Japanese faces makes me sadder."
"What?! No, I… the sun was in my eyes."
"Perhaps I just miss my family… especially my short-sighted and controlling father. I wish he were here."
"Well, that’s one thing I've never said about MY father." "But maybe you could have your father come visit?" "Or maybe you’ll meet someone new who’ll make you forget all about your sadness?" "And maybe that will all happen this weekend, on a show I recently learned is still on TV."
To find out what happens to Kumiko, tune in to this Sunday’s episode of The Simpsons, 8/7c on FOX. Or don’t. But we did just give you a free character. Just saying…