The Wages of Sin
Casino Token


Burns' Casino 2016 Event

Level Required


Release Date

March 17, 2016

Number of Quests


Side Quests

The Sound of Silence

The Wages of Sin is a limited-time main quest line for Act 3 of the Burns' Casino 2016 Event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Wages of Sin Pt. 1 Make Burns Host an Awards Ceremony at Casino
Make Springfielders Attend (x5)
Casino Blue Chip100
The Wages of Sin Pt. 2 Make Lisa Hold a Candle-Light Vigil 8h Casino Blue Chip100
The Wages of Sin Pt. 3 Make Marge Search for a Meeting Space 12h Casino Blue Chip100
The Wages of Sin Pt. 4 Make Skinner Gamble Without End
Make Krusty Perform Until He Bleeds
Make Willie Wear a Suit Made of Dollars
Casino Blue Chip100
The Wages of Sin Pt. 5 Make Adults Enjoy an Exotic Dance (x3) 8h Casino Blue Chip100
The Wages of Sin Pt. 6 Make Marge Cook Gravy
Make Bart Read Libertarian Websites
Casino Blue Chip100
The Wages of Sin Pt. 7 Make Homer do a Shift at the Plant
Make Burns do a Shift at the Plant
Make Smithers do a Shift at the Plant*
Casino Blue Chip100
Mr. Burns
The Wages of Sin Pt. 8 Make Burns Almost Cause a Meltdown
Make Homer Replace Bulbs
Casino Blue Chip100
Mr. Burns
The Wages of Sin Pt. 9 Make Homer Eat Burns' Lunch
Make Burns Go Hungry
Casino Blue Chip100
Mr. Burns
The Wages of Sin Pt. 10 Make Burns Enjoy Bathing Beauties
Make Homer Push Random Buttons
Make Smithers Panic*
Casino Blue Chip100
Mr. Burns
The Wages of Sin Pt. 11
Make Degenerates Go To War (x3)
Characters: Homer, Krusty, Skinner
Make Straight Arrows Go To War (x3)
Characters: Marge, Ned, Willie
Casino Blue Chip100
Comic Book Guy
The Wages of Sin Pt. 12 Make Homer Work a Plant Shift
Make Burns Enjoy Bathing Beauties
Casino Blue Chip100
Mr. Burns
The Wages of Sin: Epilogue Make Marge Knit a Sofa Throw 12h Casino Blue Chip100

* will only appear if the player owns Smithers

Dialogue Edit

The Wages of Sin Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon The casino district is a triumph.
Mr. Burns Icon Everywhere people are enjoying entertainment, spectacle, and games that aren't even that fun because they win so often.
Ned Sad Icon I never guessed this town could get worse.
Ned Worried Icon Of course, I always never-guess that and I'm always wrong.
Mr. Burns Icon Yes, my little Vice-ville has become a veritable Sin Suburb.
Mr. Burns Icon It's time to host an awards ceremony at my casino.
Mr. Burns Icon I will produce the awards, judge them, and present the awards... to me, for my civic kindness.
Mr. Burns Icon And maybe I'll give one to you, Smithers... “Best Assistant.”
Smithers Icon I don't really want it.
Mr. Burns Icon Good, because I'm giving it to me.

The Wages of Sin Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon So, Lis, made any progress figuring out why Burns would create a money-losing casino?
Lisa Sad Icon No. Apu was about to tell me when he got shot. The only word he managed to say was “power.”
Bart Icon They'll get the bullet out of his brain, right?
Homer Icon Oh yeah, he's getting great medical care. In India, where it's better and cheaper.
Homer Icon In the meantime, he can't write or speak. All he can say is “Thank you, come again.”
Marge Icon That's nice. Even without a brain, he'll always have a career at Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa Angry Icon For his sake, I won't rest until I've solved the mystery of Burns' casino.
Lisa Angry Icon His sacrifice of getting shot by Jailbird in a gift shop hold-up will not be in vain.

The Wages of Sin Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Ned Sad Icon All this gambling got me depressed, Marge. I barely had the energy to apply mustache pomade this morning.
Ned Sad Icon Used to be the highlight of my day. Now, who cares if the 'stache droops?
Marge Icon Don't worry, Ned, I'm making great progress on starting Gamblers Anonymous.
Marge Icon I came up with a 10 step program – 12 seemed a little pretentions...
Marge Happy Icon I'm knitting recovery chips.
Marge Icon All I need to do now is find a space where we can meet.
Marge Sad Icon It's hard to find. This town is jammed with twelve step recovery programs.
Homer Icon Lotta messed up people here. Lotta.
Ned Icon Someone should start a Freemium Phone Game Anonymous.
Homer Annoyed Icon That they definitely shouldn't.

The Wages of Sin Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon Lisa, where have you been all day?
Lisa Icon Down at city hall scouring old records.
Marge Icon Trying to solve the mystery behind Mr. Burns building a money-losing casino?
Lisa Icon Yeah. Although mostly I just like scouring old records.
Marge Icon Well, we're both trying to solve the same problem. You by intense detective work, me by baking “Gambler's Anonymous” cookies.
Bart Sneaky Icon With you two on the job, I wouldn't want to be the people having a great time at the casino.

The Wages of Sin Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Scared Icon What happened to our electricity? My misting humidifier is pumping out nothing!
Lenny Annoyed Icon The casino district is sucking up too much juice.
Carl Icon The bright lights, the air conditioning, those giant fans you pretend you're skydiving over...
Lenny Surprised Icon The nuclear plant can't handle the load.
Lisa Shocked Icon Electricity... Electrical power... Power!
Lisa Surprised Icon That's what Apu was trying to tell me. Don't you get it?
Carl Icon Nope.
Lenny Icon We'd listen to the explanation, but Princess Kashmir is starting another show.

The Wages of Sin Pt. 6 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon It's so obvious. Mr. Burns created a casino district because it needs a giant amount of electricity.
Lisa Shocked Icon He doesn't care if he loses money on his casino. He'll make a fortune selling power from the nuclear plant.
Marge Serious Icon So all this gambling and sin is just another way for him to get rich.
Lisa Shouting Icon It's diabolical!
Bart Confused Icon How is it diabolical? He's making money giving people what they want.
Marge Serious Icon He's exploiting their weaknesses.
Bart Annoyed Icon Why do you get to decide what's right for them?
Homer Angry Icon Bart! What did I tell you about disagreeing with your mother on high moral principles?
Bart Sad Icon It makes her too mad to make your favorite gravy.
Homer Angry Icon Discussion over.

The Wages of Sin Pt. 7 Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Sad Icon Mr. Burns, your “Sin Suburb” is drawing power like crazy. The plant can't handle the load.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon We'll have to run at double capacity. Where are my workers?
Smithers Sad Icon They're gambling or working at your casino. Either way it pays double what the plant does.
Smithers Sad Icon The only employee available is Homer Simpson.
Mr. Burns Icon Very well! The three of us will squeeze every erg out of this old lady.
Smithers Sad Icon But sir, do you know anything about operating a nuclear reactor?
Mr. Burns Icon Pish, Smithers, I'm an old hand at the nuclear game. And I'm sure this Simpson fellow is a wizard.
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon Bring me my hardened hat, and let's begin!

The Wages of Sin Pt. 8 Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon Let's crank the plant up to full capacity, Simpson. This switch on or off?
Homer Glassedeye Icon Not sure.
Mr. Burns Icon Reactor rods up or down?
Homer Glassedeye Icon Definitely.
Mr. Burns Icon I'll go with my gut. It's just a nuclear reactor.
Smithers Sad Icon Sir, you doubled the voltage! You blew out all the lights downtown.
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon Blast. We'll have to replace all the bulbs.
Mr. Burns Icon Here's ten dollars. Go buy a stepladder.

The Wages of Sin Pt. 9 Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Angry Icon Ugh. There must be some way to turn off these reactor alarms.
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon They're so much more annoying when they're alarming at *you.*
Mr. Burns Icon Well, it'll have to wait until after lunch.
Mr. Burns Sad Icon That's odd. My lunch is missing. I put it right here in the fridge.
Mr. Burns Sad Icon Where can it be?
Homer Mouthfull Icon I ‘unno.

The Wages of Sin Pt. 10 Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Happy Icon Smithers, look! I've figured out what this handle does.
Mr. Burns Happy Icon Move it up and all the streetlights go on. Down, they go off.
Mr. Burns Happy Icon On, off, on, off... Whee, I'm a nuclear technician!
Smithers Sad Icon Sir, we have to get this plant under control. The city will revoke our license!
Mr. Burns Icon But I'm a nuclear technician. I'm supposed to goof off and look at my Bathing Beauties magazine.
Smithers Eyeroll Icon They certainly are lovely ladies. Of 1924.

The Wages of Sin Pt. 11 Edit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon These power fluctuations have got to stop! The illumination in my lighted standup Aquaman is varying unbearably.
Skinner Puzzled Icon The air conditioning in the school keeps going off. Sweaty children are not learning children.
Quimby Angry Icon We shall shut down that awful casino to save our beloved schools.
Moe Angry Icon No! Shut down the schools to save our beloved casino.
Marge Icon Don't worry, I'm almost ready to start Gamblers Anonymous.
Marge Icon I just have to design a logo. I was thinking “G.A.” written on a playing card.
Marge Sad Icon But will that just look like an advertisement for the “G.A.” playing card company?
Moe Angry Icon Oh for Pete's sake. I'm taking a sledgehammer to Springfield Elementary. Who's with me?

The Wages of Sin Pt. 12 Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon I hope you're happy, Smithers. I've hired all the plant employees back.
Mr. Burns Angry Icon And it's costing me a fortune! I had to double their wages and pay overtime.
Smithers Annoyed Icon It's worse than that, sir. They also insisted on a premium health plan.
Mr. Burns Sad Icon I guess it's true what they say. The Wages of Sin is health.
Mr. Burns Icon Well, I can't keep losing money like this. I'm getting out of the casino business. Let's go home.
Mr. Burns Icon It won't be so bad. I found my issue of Bathing Beauties 1925.
Homer Icon Whew, I'm glad that's over. Actually having to do work at work was a nightmare.

The Wages of Sin: Epilogue Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Happy Icon Great news, everyone. I'm finally ready to start Gamblers Anonymous!
Bart Rollingeyes Icon The casino craze is over, Mom.
Lisa Icon Everyone is back to their normal task list.
Marge Annoyed Icon But I knitted two million recovery chips!
Marge Icon Oh well. They'll probably make a nice sofa throw.

End Edit

If you love the parched, barren look of the real Las Vegas, get ready for desert-themed scenery in an update coming soon!
— System Message.

Gallery Edit

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