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The Whack is Back
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Whacking Day 2016 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

May 09, 2016

Number of Quests

3

The Whack is Back is a limited-time side questline released on May 09, 2016 for the Whacking Day 2016 Event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Whack is Back Pt. 1 Pat 5 Snakes to Sleep (x5) - Cash100
XP10
Auto
The Whack is Back Pt. 2 Slap 5 Snakes Down (x5) - Cash100
XP10
Homer
The Whack is Back Pt. 3 - - Western Snake Lisa

Dialogue Edit

The Whack is Back Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon ...Whack...
Homer Icon ...ing...
Homer Icon ...day...
Homer Dreamy Icon Whack...ing...Day...
Homer Shocked Icon Whacking Day!
Homer Happy Icon Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day!!!
Homer Happy Icon LISA!!!! Do you know what day is almost here?! I'll give you a hint: it involves whacking, and it's a day.
Lisa Nagging Icon Jeez, let me guess...
Lisa Deadpan Icon Can we just skip our beloved family snake-bludgeoning festival this year? Look around! It's Western times!
Lisa Icon Let's just focus on the current theme! Can't we lay off the animals, and just focus on gunning down our fellow human beings?
Homer Icon Not this year, Lisa! You tricked me out of Whacking Day for the last two years in a row.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Besides, I'm tired of battling humans in the streets. Humans are smart! Cold-brained reptiles are much easier to hunt!
Lisa Angry Icon Fine. But no snake-whacking! We're going to do this thing my way!

End Edit

Stock up on traditional Whacking Day goodies before it's too late!
 
— System Message.


The Whack is Back Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Sad Icon Lisa, if we just PAT the snakes, they'll lose respect for us. And respect for humans is probably very important in snake culture. Can't I whack just one?
Lisa Icon Can you just smack them around a little? That might not be too bad.
Homer Icon Well, it's not as good as murder. Any idiot could see that. But I suppose it's better than just leaving the snakes alone. Which would be AWFUL.

The Whack is Back Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Confused Icon Dad, the snakes look miserable. Can't we just leave them alone?
Homer Annoyed Icon If you take getting whacked away from the snakes, they've got nothing. Everything you're saying is incredibly selfish and inhumane.
Lisa Eyeroll Icon ...
Homer Sad Icon Ugh, fine, I'll stop. And I was just about to double whack a big one!
Homer Icon His head's a little bumpy, but we'll just put a hat on him and he's good as new!

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