The Whole Truth
Tapped Out Unlock Kang


Treehouse of Horror XXV Event

Released Date

October 20, 2014

Number of Quests


Proceeded By

Free Hugs

Succeeded By


The Whole Truth is the second questline of the Treehouse of Horror XXV Event.


Quest Requirements Time Triggered By
The Whole Truth Pt. 1 Make Kang Report to Rigellian High Command Count 24h Kang
The Whole Truth Pt. 2 Make Kang Probe Homer 1d 12h Kang
The Whole Truth Pt. 3 Make Kang Drink Count x2
Make Homer Drink Count x2
8h Kang
The Whole Truth Pt. 4 Make Kang Probe Homer 1d 12h Kang
The Whole Truth Pt. 5 Make Kang Reflect on his Situation 24h Kang


The Whole Truth Pt. 1Edit


Character Dialogue
Kang Icon "High Command would like to be debriefed on the progress of the invasion."
"The entire Rigellian army being squished into oblivion could be seen as a loss."
"Luckily, I'm the king of spin. I will really have to pile on the space-cow droppings."


Character Dialogue
Kang Icon "Operation Earth-Over-Confident has been a rousing success. They aren't afraid of us at all!"
RigellianChieficon "SILENCE! Do not drool on me and call it precipitation!"
"You have failed once again."
"And you wonder why we only let you conquer planets with malls!"
"You are relieved of your command. Return to Rigel VII in disgrace."
Kang Icon "Wait! Give me one more chance! I can take down Earth. I just need to figure out their weaknesses!"
RigellianChieficon "You mean you haven't probed them to detect their weaknesses yet? Why not?"
Kang Icon "Well, to be honest, it kind of weirds me out.
RigellianChieficon "I'm glad you felt comfortable enough to be honest with me."
Kang Icon "Really?"
RigellianChieficon "OF COURSE NOT!"
"Get to probing, maggot!"

The Whole Truth Pt. 2Edit


Character Dialogue
Kang Icon *sigh* "Might as well get this over with."
"Halt, corpulent human! Prepare to be probed!"
Homer Icon *shriek*
Kang Icon "Now I have to chase him. Ugh, look how he jiggles."


Character Dialogue
Kang Icon *wheeze* "You are surprisingly spry for one so gelatinous."
Homer Icon "Wow. I've never outrun anyone before."
"I guess it's ‘cause I'm running on two feet as opposed to a million suction cups."
Kang Icon "Also I just drank a lot of water. Ugh, cramp!"
"High Command would like to be debriefed on the progress of the invasion."

The Whole Truth Pt. 3Edit


Character Dialogue
Kang Icon "I am a failure. Earth is too much for me." *sniff*
Homer Icon "Aw – hey, don't cry. I assume what you're doing there is crying."
Kang Icon *sniff* "It is! I could not even catch a pregnant Earthling female."
Homer Icon "What? I'm male!"
Kang Icon "You are? You look like you are expecting a litter of human cubs!"
"Well, that makes me feel a little better."
Homer Icon "Yep, no shame in not catching a strapping young male."
Kang Icon "Really? This is what passes for strapping on this planet?"
Homer Icon "Okay, maybe not strapping, but I'm for sure not pregnant."
Kang Icon "In that case… wanna get super drunk with me? I'm depressed."
Homer Icon "Sure, I'll go with you. But, honestly, I'd probably do it even if I was pregnant."


Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "I've always wanted to know... how do you guys tell each other apart?"
Kang Icon "I was going to ask you the same thing!"

The Whole Truth Pt. 4Edit


Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "You know, Kang, you're all right."
Kang Icon "You as well. After getting inebriated with you I feel I can now call you “friend.”"
Homer Icon "Awww, thanks."
Kang Icon "Prepare to be probed, friend!"
Homer Icon *shriek*


Character Dialogue
Kang Icon "It's hopeless! I still can't catch you even after I got you drunk."
Homer Icon "Wait, you got me drunk just so you could catch me? I trusted you!"
Kang Icon "I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you by buying you bigger, stronger drinks."
Homer Icon "Sounds great!"

The Whole Truth Pt. 5Edit


Character Dialogue
Kang Icon "Why are you humans so cruel?"
Lisa Icon "Cruel? You invaded our planet!"
Homer Icon "I bonded and got drunk with you twice in one day."
Kang Icon "But you and your bar friends drew a mustache on my dome after I passed out on the pool table."
Lisa Icon "Yes, we are a charming bunch."
Kang Icon "I need time alone to do some heavy thinking."
Lisa Icon "You might want to take off the “kick me” sign."
Homer Icon "We are adorable."
Kang Icon ...


Character Dialogue
Kang Icon "If I am thrown out of the Rigellian army, I will have to move back in with mother."
"And she has that new young boyfriend."
"He was a jerk in high school, he is a jerk now."
"I suppose I could stay here."
"This planet isn't so bad. There are some decent waterfalls."
"And I like the direction the Human Race is going with the whole Pretzel-Hotdog thing..."