Two Broke Gals
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Burns' Casino 2016 Event

Release Date

February 23, 2016

Number of Quests


Main Quests

The Old Man and the 'Sino

Two Broke Gals is a limited time side questline released on February 23, 2016 for the Burns' Casino 2016 Event. It requires Ginger Flanders and Amber Simpson.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Two Broke Gals Pt. 1 Make Ginger Look for Opportunities
Make Amber Look for Opportunities
Ginger Flanders
Two Broke Gals Pt. 2 Make Ginger Look Up Ned
Make Amber Look Up Homer
Amber Simpson
Two Broke Gals Pt. 3 Make Ned Make Polite Conversation
Make Homer Compare Stretch Marks
Two Broke Gals Pt. 4 Make Ginger Meet Moe for a Drink
Make Amber Meet Skinner for Dinner
Ginger Flanders
Two Broke Gals Pt. 5 Make Ginger Party with Grampa
Make Amber Play with Jasper's Beard
Ginger Flanders

Dialogue Edit

Two Broke Gals Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Ginger Flanders Icon Back in Springfield. Doesn't look any better than the last time we were here.
Amber Simpson Icon But “Gold Diggers Monthly” named it the fastest growing place in America!
Ginger Flanders Icon No, they named it the *fattest* growing place.
Ginger Flanders Icon But since we're here, might as well check out the local bachelors.
Amber Simpson Icon I'll fire up Tinder.

Two Broke Gals Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Amber Simpson Annoyed Icon This town is no fun.
Amber Simpson Annoyed Icon The guys will go out with you. They'll get drunk with you...
Amber Simpson Annoyed Icon But they won't impulsively marry you.
Ginger Flanders Sad Icon That's how it is with today's men. No class.
Ginger Flanders Icon Hey, we should look up those two fellas we know from Vegas.
Ginger Flanders Happy Icon Like my mother always told me, "If you can't find a good one, at least find a dumb one."

Two Broke Gals Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon Why Ginger, nice to see you again.
Ned Icon Let's see, last time we talked, you were headed to be a missionary in the Amazon rain forest.
Ginger Flanders Icon Yeah, stayed two years, married a Yanomami chieftain.
Ginger Flanders Sad Icon But we drifted apart after he started wearing a wooden disk in his jaw.
Homer Icon How about you, Amber? Still got those stretch marks that look like Jesus?
Amber Simpson Annoyed Icon I lost weight, so now they look like Pee Wee Herman.

Two Broke Gals Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Ginger Flanders Icon So, Ned, any interest in retying the knot?
Ginger Flanders Icon I still have my “frequent wedders” card at the Vegas chapel.
Ned Icon I'm flattered, but I'm just a boring old family man.
Ned Icon You need someone who can live up to your lust for adventure and cherry-flavored e-cigarettes.
Homer Guilty Icon Amber, I notice you didn't ask me to remarry you.
Homer Sarcastic Icon I'm sure it's because you know I would never leave Marge.
Amber Simpson Annoyed Icon Riiiight... and in no way because you're morbidly obese and dangerously alcoholic.

Two Broke Gals Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Ginger Flanders Happy Icon I finally found someone to marry me.
Ginger Flanders Happy Icon And this time it wasn't because he was so drunk that the next morning he forgot he did it.
Grampa Sad Icon I don't *need* to get drunk to forget what I did.
Grampa Happy Icon So, I'm married to a Vegas floozy? Hot diggety!
Amber Simpson Icon And I married your friend Jasper. I've always had a thing for floor-length beards.
Jasper Icon Abe and I may not be much to look at, but we know how to treat a lady.
Grampa Sad Icon Long as it happens before 5 PM bedtime.

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