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Up In Smoke

Level Required


Release Date

September 12, 2013

Number of Quests


Preceded By

Career Aspirations

Succeeded By

Running with the Bullies

Up In Smoke is a quest chain in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It is the final part of the Level 35 questline. It has 11 parts, the longest of any questline in level 35.


This questline is very tobacco/drug based, so if any children are playing the questline, it is advised that parents play it with them.


Quest Requirements Time
Up In Smoke Pt. 1 Make Homer Lobby for Tobacco Control 24h
Up In Smoke Pt. 2 Make Quimby Ban Tobacco 12h
Up In Smoke Pt. 3 Make Patty Point Out Homer's Flaws
Make Selma Buy "Lady Laramie 100s"


Up In Smoke Pt. 4 Make Herman Import Contraband Tobacco 24h
Up In Smoke Pt. 5 Make Wiggum Patrol Springfield 8h
Up In Smoke Pt. 6 Make Selma Buy Contraband Tobacco 12h
Up In Smoke Pt. 7 Make Wiggum Go On A Stake Out 24h
Up In Smoke Pt. 8 Make Quimby Buy Contraband Tobacco 12h
Up In Smoke Pt. 9 Make Homer Lobby for Tobacco Legalization 4h
Up In Smoke Pt. 10 Make Quimby Re-legalize Tobacco 12h
Up In Smoke Pt. 11 Make Patty Visit the Simpson House
Make Selma Visit the Simpson House
Make Homer Be Sick




Up In Smoke Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Gross and Grosserer won’t get away with treating me like that."
"I’ll take away something that brings joy to their lives… which is hard to think of, because their lives seem pretty joyless."
"…except for one thing."

Up In Smoke Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Miss Springfield Icon "Hey Joe, there’s papers and petitions all over your desk and that’s where we usually “do it”.
Quimby Icon "Er, uh, Miss Springfield, might I remind you that I am in the middle of a press conference!"
Miss Springfield Icon "Oopsie!"
Quimby Icon "What the young lady meant by “do it” is, er uh, respond to constituent concerns."
Miss Springfield Icon "Oh Joe, you’re so sexy when you’re mayoring!"

Up In Smoke Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Pattyicon "I can’t believe it. That giant, talking skin-tag actually got a law passed to ban tobacco."
Selmaicon "This can’t be happening. I’ll run to the store and buy every pack I can get my hands on."
Pattyicon "And I will, once again, explain to Marge why she should slowly poison Homer to death."

Up In Smoke Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Hermanicon "Times of prohibition can often prove to be quite profitable…"
"Especially to those with flexible moral standards and access to firearms."

Up In Smoke Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggumicon "No tobacco? Every teacher, beatnik and ballerina is gonna be going through withdrawal."
"With everyone feeling so bitchy, I’m gonna have to work twice as hard to keep the peace."
"I swear the public treats me like I’m some kind of servant."

Up In Smoke Pt. 6Edit

Character Dialogue
Pattyicon "It’s been three hours since we ran out of cigarettes. I’ve never gone this long… even while sleeping!"
Selmaicon "Here, I rolled some tea in a piece of toilet paper. See how it smokes."
Pattyicon "Ugh, it’s awful! Even kids at home wouldn’t want to try it."
Selmaicon "Someone in this town has got to be holding."

Up In Smoke Pt. 7Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggumicon "A lot of ex-smokers seem to be taking an interest in military antiques these days. Eh, it’s probably nothing."
"Although if I go home, I’ll have to help Ralphie with his homework. And then it’s dinner and bathtime and–"
"If only there was something that could occupy my time for the next twenty-four hours."

Up In Smoke Pt. 8Edit


Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon "Oh Miss Springfield! Cabinet meeting, hot tub, now! Swimsuit optional."
"Aaaah! What happened to you?!"
Miss Springfield Icon "Without cigarettes, I had to turn to a substance I don’t normally partake in — food!"
"But what’s an extra 30 to 40 pounds when you got a love like ours, huh, Pookie-Bear?"
Quimby Icon "Er, uh, I want to get my Pookie-Bear some cigarettes. Let’s jog over there now!"


Character Dialogue
Wiggumicon "Hey, Herman can I use your bathroo– OH MY GOD! Crime! Put your hands ub!"
Hermanicon "Don’t you mean, “Put your hands up?”
Wiggumicon "Is that what it is? That makes soooo much more sense. Oh, hey, Mayor Quimby!"
"I mean, Mayor Quimby! Uh, none of this happened and isn’t happening now, right?"
Quimby Icon "Er, uh, basically."

Up In Smoke Pt. 9Edit


Character Dialogue
Margeicon "Homie, this tobacco ban has been really hard on my sisters."
Homer Icon "I know. I’m pretty stoked about it too."
Margeicon "It was the one thing in their lives that made them happy."
Homer Icon "Woo hoo! It’s official then — I win!!"
Margeicon "It’s just… I can’t be happy, if my sisters are so unhappy."
Homer Icon *sigh* "Okay, I’ll try to get the law changed. I guess I can take comfort in the fact that they’ll be getting closer to death."


Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Remember how I said I wanted you to ban tobacco? I changed my mind."
Quimby Icon "Whatever. I already decided to lift the ban. It made my girlfriend, er uh, blimp out."
Homer Icon "Great! But could you say it was kinda my idea?"
"It would score me some “hubby-points”. That’s like the premium currency of our marriage."
Quimby Icon "What?! And have you be fully responsible for any repercussions that may arise from this rash about-face in policy?"
"Oh, all right."

Up In Smoke Pt. 10Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon "Good people of Springfield, acting on the advice of my newly appointed cigarette czar, Homer Simpson, I am hereby lifting the ban on tobacco."
"So remember, I only did it because Homer told me to do it, unless it turns out great, in which case, it was my idea first."
"Thank you. And smoke ‘em if you got ‘em."

Up In Smoke Pt. 11Edit

Character Dialogue
Pattyicon "Homer, as much as it pains us, Selma and I have come to thank you."
Selmaicon "We appreciate your getting our cigarettes back. Patty and I have vowed to stop calling you things like: Chubba Gump…"
Pattyicon "George Plumpton…"
Selmaicon "Fat Stevens…"
Pattyicon "Whale Rogers…"
Homer Icon "Okay, I get it. If it means that you two will finally stop abusing me, I guess it’s all been worth it. See ya."
Pattyicon "What are you talking about? We’re staying for dinner."
Homer Icon "You are?"
Margeicon "I’m so glad you guys have made peace. It means that Patty and Selma can spend a lot more time with us."
Homer Icon "Oh. Goodie."

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Level 5 myPad · That Ain't Right · Getting Benched · Hardly Working · Pave Paradise · Slack-Jawed Yokel · Flaw and Order
Level 7 Made with U.S.D.A Letter-Graded Beef
Level 8 Thrillhouse
Level 9 We Do Need Yes Education
Level 10 Schoolhouse Crock · Krusty Burger Heavy User
Level 11 It's Pronounced Nu-cular
Level 12 Bart Crusoe · Springfield Library Quests
Level 13 The Dungeon Keeper
Level 14 The Passion of the Flanders · They Have Internet on Computers Now?
Level 15 Is There an Al Coholic Here · Free Band-Aids With Every Cut
Level 16 Double Down on She's A Loser · Truffle Surprise
Level 17 We Don't Sell myPods · Miranda Rights
Level 18 As American As Apple Pie · Luigi's Quests
Level 19 Springfield Penitentiary Quests · Retirement Castle Quests · · The Cranky Man Can · Calamity Case
Level 20 Town Hall Quests · · Krustylu Studios (quest chain) · The Family Business
Level 21 Muntz Quests · · Look What the Cat Dragged In
Level 22 Krabappel Quests · · Otto (quest chain)
Level 23 Channel 6 Quests · · Bumblebee Man (quest chain)
Level 24 Hibbert Family Practice Quests · Hospital Quests · · Dr. Nick (quest chain)
Level 25 Executive Lackey · Rolling in It \ Ain't No Mountain High Enough · Mr. Moneybags
Level 26 This Little Wiggy
Level 27 Buddha's Got Back · Lenny and Carl Quests · · Princess Pride
Level 28 The Cleaner · Businessman's Social Club Quests · · The Texan With No Shame
Level 29 There Are Winners And Skinners · Couch Surfin' U.S.A
Level 30 Military Antiques · · Jasper (quest chain)
Level 31 Celeb-o-mania · · McBain (quest chain) · The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle · The Girl Who Gets A Dragon Tattoo
Level 32 Rod And Todd · Bread And Putter · · Kamp Bart (quest chain)
Level 33 Bad Cops · · Arnie Pye in the Sky
Level 34 SKINNERRR? · Night at the Knowledgeum · High School Low · · The Trouble With Twins
Level 35 For the Love of Marge · Career Aspirations · Up In Smoke · · Much Ado About Jub Jub · Saturday Night Fever
Level 36 Running with the Bullies · · Rebel Without A Pause
Level 37 Bachelor Arms · Weekend Dad · · Money vs. Milhouse · The Investorettes · Hardly Kirk-Ing
Level 38 Scandalous Spending · Two Extra Eyes On Springfield · Snyder House Rules · · The Devil Wears Blue
Level 39 A Perfectly Cromulent Job · · A Love Embiggened
Level 40 Chocolate Pain · · Tipsy-Turvy
Level 41 Vulgari Aspirations · · Hibbert's Got Shed
Level 42 Islands in the Revenue Stream · Krusty the Hair Colorist · · Bindle There, Done That · Hobo You Didn't!
Level 43 The Princess and the Pea-Brain · Twins Just Want to Have Fun
Level 44 Database Recovery · Bonsai Vivant · Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update · 99 Luft-Word-Balloons · Bloatation Device · · Yellow Blues · Fuguaboutit · Demographic Rude-ity · A Deep Bonsai of Relief · Sensei You, Sensei Me · I Think I'm Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese)
Level 45 The Way I Wish We Was · Burning the Midnight Oil · · You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter · The Magic Schoolbus
Level 46 Easy A · Dr. Feelgood · One Small Bounce For Man...
Level 47 The Cost of Living · Testify! · Siren Song
Level 48 Smells Like Mean Spirit · Double Trouble · · Country on the Inside
Level 49 Baking Bread · Low Costa Nostra
Level 50 The Joy of Gossip · The Real Investorettes · · Back from the Future
Level 51 The Ungrateful Dead · Lowering the Bar · Physician, Heal Thyself · · The Tell-Tale Plant Worker · A Sign of the Grimes
Level 52 Dora the Endorser · Sushi Ralph · · Kruption
Level 53 Higher Class of Politics · Relationship of Inconvenience · · Insert Credit Card
Level 54 A Woman's Work · To Catch a Cougar · · Rock, Paper, Sister
Level 55 The Price of Donuts · Filming Springfield · · Herb Stomp · Herbitation · Nostalgia and Kitsch
Level 56 A Drop in the Bucket · Fear and Loathing in Springfield · Convention Retention · · Safety Dance
Level 57 Old Gray Marriage · Grumpy Grumpy Grampos · Shotgun Wedding · · All the Belles and Whistles · · · Rosh Hashanah
Level 58 Frankie the Politician · The Comic's Town Affair · · Casinofellas
Level 59 Girl Next Cell Over · A Krusty Reunion · · The Usual Suspect · The Heist That Started It All

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