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Walk Like an Egyptian
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Content Update

Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

June 11, 2017

Number of Quests

6

Preceded By

It's About Time
Land of the Lard

Succeeded By

Love in a Time of Scurvy

Walk Like an Egyptian was the main questline during the Act 2 of the Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 1 Make Springfielders Do Manual Labor (x5) 4h Papyrus Icon600
XP10
Lisa
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 2 Make Homer Sow Insurrection 4h Papyrus Icon600
XP10
Homer
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 3 Make Homer Stare at the Sun
Make Ned Be Horrified
4h
4h
Papyrus Icon600
XP10
Homer
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 4 Make Homer Lead a Strike
Make Springfielders Overthrow Pharaoh (x5)
4h
4h
Papyrus Icon600
XP10
Homer
Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 5 Make Homer Stare at the Sun 4h Papyrus Icon600
XP10
Homer
The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 1 Make Homer Warn Past Homer 4h Papyrus Icon600
XP20
Lisa

Dialogue Edit

Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Worried Icon Is anyone else alarmed by the dog-faced men, wandering our town?
Moe Icon I've never felt more at home.
Artie Ziff Pharaoh Icon Silence! I, Pharaoh the living God, do hereby command the building of a Great Artiefice.
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon Way to create jobs, Pharaoh! With my new job, I'll finally be able to afford health care.
Artie Ziff Pharaoh Icon Well, these aren't exactly the kind of jobs that pay money.
Wiggum Icon Hey, all any of us ask of a leader is to create jobs. You've done that, and I'm a man of my word. Next election, you've got my vote.
Artie Ziff Pharaoh Icon You don't elect a Pharaoh!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon I've never seen so many jobs created. I must be jobbing sixteen hours a day. Thanks, Pharaoh!
Carl Icon We are truly fortunate to live in a country where our leader cares so much about the most important thing: jobs.
Artie Ziff Pharaoh Icon Back to work!

Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Furious Icon People! The Pharaoh has no right to force you to work without pay! Resist! Resist, I say!
Pharaoh God Icon Whoa, are you trying to take away our jobs? The Pharaoh created them just for us!
Homer Serious Icon In the world I come from, we get PAID to work.
Pharaoh God Icon Really? Wow, you must work super hard. How many limestone blocks do you shape and haul every day?
Homer Sarcastic Icon Buddy, if I shaped and hauled any fewer limestone blocks at my job, it'd be criminal.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Pharaoh God Icon I don't know, Homer. Pharaoh is God, second only to Ra, the Sun God himself.
Homer Surprised Icon Wait. Your religion has TWO gods? That makes it twice as powerful as mine!

Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Good news, Flanders: I'm devoting my life to religion. All hail the mighty Ra, God of the Sun.
Ned Shocked Icon What? But Ra isn't the one true God!
Homer Icon He says He is.
Ned Worried Icon Okay, but He's wrong. My Guy says so in His holy book.
Homer Sarcastic Icon We've got one of those, too. I guess it's a classic He said/He said deal. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to conduct the sacrament of staring at my God for hours.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Glassedeye Icon Ra has rewarded my devotion with a vision. Where I was blind, now I see. Also, now I am blind. Don't stare at the sun, kids.

Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Serious Icon The mighty Ra has spoken to me, and decreed that we must unionize!
Pharaoh God Icon Okay, great! What is “unionize"?
Homer Icon It's when workers band together to fight for their rights.
Pharaoh God Icon What happens when Pharaoh says no to their demands?
Homer Thoughtful Icon Then we do the most awesome thing ever: walk a picket line, chanting, holding signs, and looking mildly embarrassed about the whole thing.
Pharaoh God Icon ...
Homer Happy Icon Or, we could skip right to the armed insurrection?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Pharaoh God Icon We did it! Pharaoh is defeated! Never again will the top one percent trample on the rights of the poor!
Homer Guilty Icon Er, yeah. About that...

Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Confused Icon I went back in time and overthrew Pharaoh, and it hasn't changed anything about today. Oh mighty Ra, what's thy holy deal?!
Lisa Eyeroll Icon You can't expect anything useful to come from staring at the sun for a few hours.
Homer Sad Icon You're right. Deep down, I know it.
Homer Happy Icon Total enlightenment would take at least twice that long!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Dr. Hibbert Sad Icon Homer, what have you done to yourself?
Homer Future Happy Icon Ra commands me to get Marge back. Ra is good.
Dr. Hibbert Icon I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're blind. Permanently. Until the writers need you not to be blind for a joke, at which time you will heal miraculously. Congratulations!

The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon Dad! What happened to your face?
Homer Future Serious Icon Never mind that. I'm going back to warn Past Me not to mess with that stupid time machine.
Lisa Curious Icon But Dad, don't you realize that very action is what sets this whole sequence of events in motion?
Homer Future Icon That's because Past Me didn't want to listen to Future Me. But I'm not Future Me anymore. Now, Lisa, I'm Now Me.
Lisa Deadpan Icon ...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Future Happy Icon Time travel is so great. Always makes A TON of sense.
The story will continue in Act 3. Keep collecting Papyri and Hidden Gems to get more prizes!
 
— System Message.


Trivia Edit

  • The name of this questline might be a reference to the 1986 song "Walk Like An Egyptian" by The Bangles.