Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger
Make Fat Tony Eat at Krusty Burger
100 10
Wanted: Stereotypical Crime Boss Pt. 6
Make Fat Tony Hole Up in the Simpson's Basement
100 10
Dialogue[]
Wanted: Sterotypical Crime Boss Pt. 1[]
Character
Dialogue
"I should be able to lay low here for a while. But first I must acquire the necessary low-laying supplies."
Wanted: Sterotypical Crime Boss Pt. 2[]
Character
Dialogue
"Pasta, sauce, a checkered napkin and a sleeveless t-shirt... just the essentials of life." "Now I've got to find a place in which I can keep out of sight."
"All this walking around Springfield is killing me! I need a nice disappear-inside-a-building job."
Wanted: Sterotypical Crime Boss Pt. 3[]
Character
Dialogue
"Hey, what are you doing here? You're a cop? You'll never take me alive!
"Fat Tony! I didn't know this was your house. Please don't kill me! I'm just a lazy guy who likes TV!"
"Oh no -- this is not my abode. I'm just taking an unscheduled vacation of indeterminate length. Please pass the remote."
Wanted: Sterotypical Crime Boss Pt. 4[]
Character
Dialogue
"Homer, it would be to our mutual benefit if you did not tell anyone that I am here." "Don't breathe a word if you want to keep breathing in general."
"No need to get your gun out again..." "But if you're hiding out, you shouldn't stay here. Half the town drops by here on a regular basis!"
"Then you've got to hide me, Homer! Please? Pretty please with a gun to your head on top?"
Wanted: Sterotypical Crime Boss Pt. 5[]
Character
Dialogue
"Ugh, dad, why was there a Mafia Crime Boss hiding in our basement?"
"You know, I didn't think to ask! Why are you hiding, Fat Tony?" "Did you off someone, commit tax fraud, drink a large soda in New York City?"
"I did all of those things. But that's not why I'm hiding and I can't speak out it, it's too awful."
"Dad... He's kind of scaring me. Why don't you take him to get something to eat? Even if it's meat, that's fine with me."
Wanted: Sterotypical Crime Boss Pt. 6[]
Start[]
Character
Dialogue
"You know Homer, my boys are here every week collecting protection money, and I've never tried their burgers before."
"What do you think?"
"I think the clown who runs this place is the real criminal. We should get back, before somebody sees me."
End[]
Character
Dialogue
"Ahh, there you are, Fat Tony!"
"Uh oh. Is it bribe time already?"
"No, that's not 'til next week. Today, I have an envelope for you!"
"Wait, aren't you going to arrest him?"
"What? No. That's just papers informing him he has to report for jury duty on Sunday, November 18th at 8/7 central."
"Why are you talking like that? What courthouse is open on Sunday nights?" "And who's going to run the Mafia while he's serving jury duty?"
In Game Message
"Find out in the November 18th episode of The Simpsons!"
"Oh, I get it -- it's a promo! We still get to keep Fat Tony in our town after the show airs though."