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White Privilege
White Privilege Taskbook

Event

Winter 2015

Level Required

11

Release Date

December 8, 2015

Number of Quests

5


White Privilege is a premium limited time side questline involving Mr. Burns and his White Witch Burns costume. It was released December 8, 2015, with the Winter 2015 Event's Act 1.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
White Privilege Pt. 1 Make Burns Ponder a New Brand of Evil 4h Cash100, XP10 Mr. Burns
White Privilege Pt. 2 Make White Witch Burns Forever Postpone Christmas 4h Cash100, XP10 White Witch Burns
White Privilege Pt. 3 Make White Witch Burns Freeze Ground Transportation
Make Martin ride His Bike Around Town
4h
8h
Cash100, XP10 Mr. Burns
White Privilege Pt. 4 Make White Witch Burns Refute Climate Change 4h Cash100, XP10 Mr. Burns
White Privilege Pt. 5 Make White Witch Burns Raise The Price of $13 Drug by 5000% 4 Cash100, XP10 Mr. Burns

Dialogue Edit

White Privilege Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Hank Scorpio Icon "I call this meeting of the Council of Melodramatic Evil to order. Chairman Kang?"
Kang Icon "Our first topic of discussion is branding and the ever-changing face of villainy."
Dr. Colossus Icon "It has come to the council's attention that the methods of some members have become outmoded."
Mr. Burns Sad Icon "You're talking about me and Quetzalcohuatl, aren't you?"
Mayan God Icon "I have to admit we were both brought to life in the same year of 12 baktun."

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Happy Icon "I have it, Smithers! I know how I can update my villainy profile!"
Smithers Icon "Becoming a hacker, sir? We'll start by getting you enrolled in a senior's computing class."
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon "No, you nitwit! I'm going so old school it will be new school! Straight out of a fairy tale."
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon "It begins with a pale, elegant evening gown."
Smithers Excited Icon "Oh sir, my heart's aflutter!"

White Privilege Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
White Witch Burns Happy Icon "This approach is absolutely perfect, Smithers! I feel like a classic, timeless force of evil!"
Smithers Icon "You certainly wear it well, sir."
White Witch Burns Icon "The nuclear plant can be my personal fortress of power. Have the hounds and robots refitted with an ice theme ASAP."
White Witch Burns Diabolical Icon "And now for an act of evil so fiendish the world will have no choice but cower in my presence!"

White Privilege Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
White Witch Burns Diabolical Icon "Fear me, Springfield! I've paralyzed all ground transportation in a frozen grip of eternal winter!"
Smithers Sad Icon "Actually, sir, some bicycles are still moving around on the streets."
White Witch Burns Sad Icon "Is that so... that's... disappointing."
White Witch Burns Diabolical Icon "No matter. I'll freeze individual bikes as they wobble by."

White Privilege Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
White Witch Burns Sad Icon "I don't know if it's just me, but it seems like a lot more work to freeze the world nowadays than it used to be."
Smithers Sad Icon "You've got to go icier and colder with all the global temperature increases happening now."
White Witch Burns Angry Icon "What bungling fools brought that about?!"
Smithers Icon "It took many, sir. You most likely had a hand in it yourself."
White Witch Burns Diabolical Icon "Excellent! And with a blast of my ice I will turn back the clock on global warming, as if it never happened!"

White Privilege Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Sad Icon "Sir, we need to talk about the evil empire's financials. We're rapidly running out of money."
White Witch Burns Angry Icon "Is money all that matters to you Smithers?! I'm only asking since it matters so much to me."
Smithers Sad Icon "Running an empire of ice doesn't come cheaply. And it's not great for generating income."
Smithers Annoyed Icon "Selling 99 cent bags of cubed ice isn't generating enough income to cover the costs."
White Witch Burns Annoyed Icon "Then I must find a new venue to unleash my villainy"
White Witch Burns Angry Icon "I've conquered the world of energy and transportation with my ice…"
White Witch Burns Diabolical Icon "Maybe it's time to ice the world of medicine!"

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