Wise Guy
Wise Guy Menu



Level Required


Unlocked at


Number of Jobs


Premium character?


Limited Time?



Card Handy

Character Collection


Voiced by

Hank Azaria

You've put in a lot of effort to get me. Congratulations! You're a real winner!
— Wise Guy's unlock message.

Wise Guy is a character released on May 18, 2016, along with the level 60 update. He is unlocked upon completion of the Googolplex.

About Edit

Raphael (also commonly known as the Sarcastic Clerk, Wiseguy, or Middle-Aged Man) is a frequent background character in The Simpsons. His defining trait is his sarcasm.

Read the full article here at Simpsons Wiki

Jobs Edit

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Sell Dog Track Tickets Cash70
60m Springfield Downs Nope
Spread "Cheer" Cash175
4h - Check
Do Odd Jobs Cash275
8h - Check
Work a Clerk Shift Cash350
10h Shops Nope
Check the Plumbing Cash420
12h Homes Nope
Serve Food Cash600
24h Restaurants Nope

Quotes Edit

When selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"Whoa, careful there." "No problemo." "Ah, quite the little princess, ain't she?" "Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but uh, no receipt, no return."
"Would half a bottle of confiscated water cheer you up?" "This is Triple A." "Okay, but in order to kill these bugs, I've got to live like a bug, think like a bug, become a bug." "I'll have to use the good poison."
"You must be a devil with the ladies." "This place won't be inhabitable for six months."
"You want to live in the box? Costs you two bucks a day."

Trivia Edit

  • He is the last permanent character added to the gane
  • His 'no receipt no return' and 'devil with the ladies' lines are from The Homer They Fall
  • According to his dialogue in Card Handy he played one of the bears in the Winter 2015 Event.
  • Thanks to his three longests jobs, he can have tasks in the buildings added with the Squidport Expansion, which couldn't be used at all since the initial quests of that update.
  • Since his three longests jobs take place in building groups, having him go on a premium building won't affect the payout.
  • His voice is patterned after Charles Bronson. In "The Old Man and the Key" episode of The Simpsons, they travel to Branson, Missouri, while looking for Grampa but mistakenly end up visiting Bronson, Missouri along the way.

Gallery Edit